Meet your holiday spirit animal — the Grinch on an assault bike. This Hate Hate Double Hate Loathe Entirely design is for every woman who rolls her eyes at burpees, side-eyes the treadmill, and only breaks a sweat when it’s lifting day.

Why You’ll Love It

• Ridiculously soft tri-blend fabric that makes you forget how much you hate cardio

• Flattering athletic fit that keeps up with warm-ups, cool-downs, and cardio-avoidance

• Exclusive OLG artwork that says what we’re all thinking — loudly and sarcastically